It’s so boring, there’s no zombies □♀️ on goat island □ there’s just a big volcano □ on goat island □, and since there’s no zombies □♂️ on goat island you either have to go back to the main city to get brains and food then go back or you have to bring zombies □♀️ to goat island □ and kill them to get brains □. And you should at least be able to run when you go into the gates hat says “Goat simulator”, when you go into the Goat simulator gates the zombie □♂️ just kills you and you can’t escape. It makes me so angry □ that I want to smash the screen □ of my iPad.
*drumroll* GOAT CLUB !!!!!!!!! Is where you can find lots of goats the number is eight and also there is framed pictures on the walls showing all of the goats from the Video game of all the goat games you madeJust pretend they are dead and not on PE mobile’s anymore and they were born on the same day you made goatz and died when you made goat simulator payday easy and simple also the room will be like a nice little living room also please remodel this game!!!!!!! And please remove the zombies Kansas game just be called Goatc The c stands for cityĮvery time you try to survive for 5 days, when you are on the 3rd or 4th day it crashes, or it puts you back at the main menu. do you know what I will just tell you a problem first, do you know that door on that mountain where one of the trophies are we can’t even open that door it is more frustrating than that sword in goat MMO so how about putting the secret place there and the secret place is called. I always try to get all of the goats in goatz but it’s always impossible because most of them makes us survive for a few days and you know why it is impossible is because most of the time it crashes before I get in it or before I have any fun it is so frustrating so how about your people in coffee stain studios fix all this first fix the crash problem second remove the survival mode and tutorial and third add more goats such as A heaven goat we can give it wings and how about adding a new secret place and the secret place is. * Also a casual mode for people who don’t like feeding their goat every five minutes * Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers - shrink people’s heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. * Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. * Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother. * Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember? * A pretty big map with some stuff on it. GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet - GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if you’re not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more: * Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator * Mandatory crafting system - Craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game.